When Alok Nath was born;
Doctor Said, “Badhai ho, Babuji huay hain”
Alok Nath is so sanskari that he smokes agarbattis
The only two wars Alok Nath has seen in his life.- Haridwar and Pariwar
Alok Nath CV Reads as:-
Degree- MBA in Kanyadaan
Experience- 10022848 Kanyadaans done
Hobby- Giving Ashirwads!
“In school days, Alok Nath bunked a lecture to attend his daughter’s wedding.
Alok Nath has never received salary , he always receives pension.
Alok Nath carried Hanuman Chalisa to school instead of Notebooks
Alok Nath eats Prasad as Starters
Alok Nath believes in ‘Aashirwad at First Sight’
Alok Nath reads “All Indians are my brothers and sisters” as “All Indians are my Samdhans and Samdhis”.
Alok Nath went to Vaishno Devi for his Bachelor Party before marriage. With his Family.
Honey Singh: Chhoti Dress me bomb lagdi mainu.
Alok Nath: Chhoti Dress me thand lag jayegi beti.
Alok Nath: Arohi
Alok Nath: Kuch nahi, bus apna kanyadaan mujhse hi karwana
Alok Nath is someone who is worried about Kanyadaan of d Girl
who is yet to be born…
Alok Nath’s WhatsApp shows : “Last seen doing Kanyadaan at”
Alok Nath removes his slippers before playing Temple Run n distributes ‘prasad’ after crossing each level.
“When you type Alok Nath on Google search, “I’m feeling Lucky” changes to “I’m feeling Sanskari”.
Alok Nath was d first person to call Parle as ParleG!!
Alok Nath wants Facebook to add ‘Aashirwad’ button.
Alok Nath has Zero friends bcoz he always turns ‘Dosti into Rishtedaari’
Once Alok Nath entered a Stripper Club, Strippers Started Wearing Saree & Singing Hare Rama, Hare Krishna
Once there was an IT raid at his house, and Alok Nath pleaded, “Mere paas zyaada dhan nahin hai, sirf sam-dhan hai!””
Alok Nath once had a girlfriend. She used to fondly call him Pitaji.
As soon as Alok Nath was born, he got ‘GHUTNO AUR JODO’ ka dard!”
Alok nath jab paida hue to 10000 ladkiyan ek sath awaz lagayi, Babuji.”
Alok Nath used to watch Sanskaar TV at night during his teenage”
Ye Alok Nath ji k sanskaar hi to hai jo Prem Babu( salman) abhi tak virgin hai ;-)”
“Rishtey mein tou hum sab ke baap lagthe hai” ~ Alok Nath”
jab paida hokar roye the, unki rone ki awaj kuchh aise thi…Bahu..Bahu…Bahu…Bahu !!!”
Those two persons.. who shake hands in Nokia cell phones are Alok nath and his Samdhanji.”
“AAP party agle election me #AlokNath ko apna chunaav nishan banaayegi !!”
Honey Singh: Yo Yo Honey Singh
AlokNath: ॐ ॐ Alok Nath”
” The only two wars Alok Nath has seen in his life are Haridwar and Pariwar.”
Alok Nath apni khud ki shadi me bhi ladki waale the”
“ये आलोक नाथ जी के संस्कारों का ही असर है कि उनके घर का कूकर भी सीटी नहीं मारता।”
“When Alok Nath was born, the doctor said “ladki ka baap paida hua hai””
“अकेली लड़की को हमेशा दो डर सताते रहते हैं। पहला-कहीं कोई उसे छेड़ न दे। दूसरा-आलोक नाथ उसका कन्यादान न करवा दे।”
“संस्कार टीवी सुबह-सुबह आलोक नाथ जी को देखता है।”
“Alok nath deposited his daughters in a bank because ‘betiyan paraya dhan hoti hai'”
Don’t underestimate the power of Alok Nath’s Sanskaar… Ever since Maine Pyar Kiya, Salman Khan is still a virgin.”
“: Mahatma Gandhi is the father of the Nation while Alok Nath is the father of the universe.”
” Alok Nath ne paida hote hi nurse ke haath peele kar diye the”